I had a wild dream the other night. After waking I grabbed my phone and jotted down three words “horse ork militia”. I’m not sure how I want to use such a blurb for inspiration yet, if at all. This did get me thinking though that a thread for folks to place their dreams as inspiration for themselves and others could be cool to have on here.
To kick things off I’ll detail my horse ork militia a bit, I’ll even toss in a stat block for Pilgrim’s Passages.
In my dream I was hiking with a group of friends through a conifer forest draped in a heavy snowfall. The path was muddy and thus the going was tough. That was till we heard some strange noises on the other side of a tree line. We snuck up to the tree line and peered through the undergrowth. On the far side was a busy camp of horse-headed folk decked out in modern military gear. They were clearing the forest and building large fires. We quickly went back to the trail and started hiking quickly back the way we came. That is until a tree fell right in front of us across the trail. Standing near the stump off to the side stood a towering horse-folks with an assault rifle slung across their chest. I woke up.
Unicorn Orks
4SD
+1 Carpentry
+2 Smithing
+2 Aggression
Absolutely jacked beige humanoid creatures with the head of a unicorn. Instead of the stately spiral horn of pearl they have a metallic nob that runs along the crest of their nose. They commonly devote themselves to Spirits of Aggression. They create highly militaristic herds and are commonly employed as mercenaries.